24 Problems We Should Have Solved By Now
1.Reeses Peanut Butter Cups first came out 86 years ago. THIS STILL HAPPENS EVERY SINGLE TIME!
2.You want a pen? Fine, BUT YOURE GOING TO WORK FOR IT.
3.Thats not an eraser on the end of your pencil; ITS A GODDAMNED LIE.
4.THIS ISNT CONVENIENCE; THIS IS JUST THEATER!
5.NAILED IT, Netflix! Im DEFINITELY trying to watch my favorite show, Movies, supernatTV shows, actors, directors.
6.Did you think you could defy gravity? HUBRIS! THESE ARE THE CONSEQUENCES!
7.God forbid you CHOOSE A SPELLING AND STICK WITH IT, iTUNES.
8.I sure hope your SHOES AND BACKPACK ARE COMFORTABLE, YOU MONSTER!
9.Your computer will select EVERY PIECE OF TEXT OTHER THAN WHAT YOU WANTED. EVERY. TIME.
10.THANKS FOR THE REMINDER, ASSHOLE!
11.Click to enlarge?! I TRUSTED YOU, WEBSITE! THIS IS HOW YOU DO ME?!
12.Nothing makes you feel cleaner than your knuckles RUBBING AGAINST THE BACK OF A FILTHY SINK. DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY OTHER KNUCKLES HAVE RUBBED THAT SINK?! MILLIONS, PROBABLY!
13.GODDAMNIT BUTTER! YOURE USELESS!
14.JUST LOOK UP! ITS RIGHT THERE! YOURE DOING THE THING!
15.Your bowl has no problem ferrying whatever slop youre eating from your table to your face, but the second its empty IT JUST FOLDS UNDER THE PRESSURE OF YOUR STUPID SPOON.
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16.You wanted a receipt? HAVE THIS YARD OF USELESS BULLSHIT INSTEAD!
17.Sweet dreams! Dont worry about your fitted sheet. Itll just be over there in the corner MAKING YOUR LIFE A LIVING HELL.
18.CAN WE ALL JUST AGREE TO STOP PUTTING STICKERS ON THINGS?!
19.Oh! Thats convenient! Now you dont need to calculate the tip. EXCEPT THAT $10.25 ISNT A 20% TIP ITS LIKE A 50% TIP.
20.Great textbook design. ITS NOT LIKE YOU NEED TO STUDY OR ANYTHING.
21.OH PERFECT! THATS EXACTLY WHERE A SHOE TONGUE BELONGS! YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT SHOE!
22.WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN?! WHERE DO THESE LITTLE HOLES COME FROM?!
23.Need to erase some text? HOW ABOUT SHUTTING DOWN YOUR COMPUTER INSTEAD?!
24.Theres a special place in hell for book publishers that REFUSE TO LINE UP THE SPINES OF BOXED BOOK SETS.
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