Flirting, especially via text message, is a minefield.
Dont come on too strong, too soon; dont pester but dont be too cold; get the persons phone number right the perils are many and varied, and weve all fallen in our fair share of pitfalls.
So, for the uninitiated, the nervous or the miserable (or anyone who is none of the above), here are 16 flirting fails that will make your life look significantly more joyful.
Lesson 1: Playing hard to get can work if you do it right
Lesson 2: Be magnanimous in rejection
Lesson 3: Bring your best chat
Lesson 4: Always be honest
Lesson 5: Dont get involved with people in relationships (or their other halves)
Lesson 6: Cliches dont work
Lesson 7: Try not to come across too needy
Lesson 8: Treat the other person like they are the only one on earth besides you
Lesson 9: Always wait for someone to finish their sentence
Lesson 10: Beware of being set up
Lesson 11: Always let someone down gently
Lesson 12: Sometimes people dont mean something the way you think they do
Lesson 13: Proof-reading your own texts is important
Lesson 14: Sneaky tactics dont always pay off
Lesson 15: Follow your instincts if things are going well
Lesson 16: Love comes in many forms (including cereal)
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The All Time Greatest Text Flirting Fails
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