If you’re feeling bad about the donut you ate for breakfast this morning, relax. At least you didn’t eat batteries. (And some people actually do that.) They might have fewer calories, but I’ll take a fattening cream or jelly filling over an acidic one any day of the week.
If you think snacking on batteries is strange, you have no idea. People have eaten the weirdest things…
1.) Spoon
2.) Bullet
3.) Engagement Ring
4.) Coins
5.) Magnets
6.) Cobblestones
7.) Key
8.) Pen
9.) Bottle
10.) Nail
11.) Live Frogs
12.) Cutlery
13.) Batteries
14.) Grenade
15.) Light Bulb
16.) Fork
17.) Giant Hairball
18.) Twin’s Fetus
19.) Bed Springs
20.) Cell Phone
21.) Plane Propeller
22.) Surgical Forceps
23.) Methamphetamine
24.) Scissors
25.) Live Eel
Whoa. Those people must have had some seriously painful stomach aches. That said, I can’t help but feel like I’m at least a little bit in the mood for one of those delicious nails. Seems pretty hard to swallow, but it shouldn’t be too bad if I throw some hot sauce on it.
I Can’t Comprehend Why Anyone Would Put This Stuff Into Their Body. Wow.
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