“An American monkey, after getting drunk on brandy, would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men.”
-Charles Darwin
1. Rick James after hanging out with Tony Montana.
2. Its weird, he can ONLY do this when he"s drunk.
3. May we present: "Pirate Princess Pickle Bunny."
4. This has been done x100 but nobody"s EVER managed to get a nose that shiny.
5. It"s the TV remote that puts this one over the edge.
6. Drunk Spiderman.
7. He got drunk and forgot about the big opera show tonight.
8. I think he did this before, so people would think he"s awake and not mess with him.
9. At least it looks good for your back.
10. What kind of frat has so many fresh fruit and vegetables just lyin" around?
11. This took 12 hours and $500 worth of sharpies.
12. This guy passed out, but his landing was perfect; I"ll give him that.
13. I love how glasses are apparently as embarrassing as the word "penis" on your forehead.
14. Must have passed out at an Art Institute…These guys are good.
15. Ladies: your knight in shining armor has finally arrived.
16. I think your mayonnaise might be a little too much.
17. This guy looks familiar…
17/2. Oh, right, he was in Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
18. The one thing duct tape can"t fix: drunkenness.
19. Extra points for creativity. Cigarette butts = nice touch.
20. The best part about college pranks?
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